Spoilers for The Pitt S2E7 “1:00 P.M.” below. Watch the episode on HBO Max and listen to the official companion podcast here.

1:00PM

11am Saturday: here we go

11am Saturday: baby jane dough mentioned

bald ann dowd: we need baby jane cam in the corner

1:01PM

bald ann dowd: Perlah is my best friend

11am Saturday: i wanna gossip with her and Princess so bad

1:02PM

11am Saturday: Al-Hashimi still keeping her lulu on in this heat is so inspiring

bald ann dowd: she would be the perfect woman if we could pry the AI from her hands

11am Saturday: #nobodys perfect

1:04PM

11am Saturday: Dr Ellis!!!!

bald ann dowd: DOCTOR ELLIS

bald ann dowd: 5 minutes in and this episode is already severely depressing

11am Saturday: im sorry why’s it this hard to communicate with this deaf patient omg

bald ann dowd: this is the most maddening thing i have ever seen

1:05PM

11am Saturday: like pen and paper finally!!!!

bald ann dowd: LIKE LET’S KEEP IT UP MAMA

1:06PM

11am Saturday: how come Shabana Azeez has a better American accent than some Americans

bald ann dowd: she is one of my clients

1:07PM

11am Saturday: Ok whats happening with Al-Hashimi…….

bald ann dowd: girl……..

1:08PM

bald ann dowd: not the cancer mom’s kids….

bald ann dowd: ten bucks i will cry before end of ep

11am Saturday: and of course theyre cute as hell

11am Saturday: same

bald ann dowd: if you’re gonna die you have to get uglier kids…

11am Saturday: thats what i always say!

11am Saturday: did you see people speculating the husband is hiding something/evil…..

11am Saturday: we need to put the greys anatomy down

bald ann dowd: girls this isn’t shondaland….

bald ann dowd: the adults have reclaimed thursdays…

1:09PM

11am Saturday: oh God this SA patient

bald ann dowd: oof this is rough

bald ann dowd: not sure that i’ve ever seen the procedure reflected accurately in a medical show

11am Saturday: nope

1:11PM

bald ann dowd: MY HUSBAND

11am Saturday: AKJDHSJKDFHSDG

bald ann dowd: MY MAN MY MAN MY MANNNN

11am Saturday: HOW HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE AND STILL GASPED

bald ann dowd: active fire right right

11am Saturday: 30 seconds in talking about intubating in active fire i cant do this

bald ann dowd: needington USA population me

1:12PM

bald ann dowd: God he’s so cool

11am Saturday: some men are meant to be 50 - that one tweet

bald ann dowd: like one thing about jack abbot he’s gonna throw his hair in a messy bun and handle it

11am Saturday: LMFAO

11am Saturday: the actress that plays patient Ilana (Tina Ivlev) is so good

bald ann dowd: i was just about to say this….

bald ann dowd: like genuinely heart-wrenching to watch her

11am Saturday: truly

1:14PM

bald ann dowd: Dr. Mohan stuns in new fight with mom

11am Saturday: most beautiful person on earth going thru the horrors

bald ann dowd: it’s not her fault she has a perfect face…

11am Saturday: whoever has her voodoo doll drop it now

1:15PM

bald ann dowd: Joy is my best friend

11am Saturday: i love her

11am Saturday: idgaf representation!!!

1:16PM

bald ann dowd: FUCK THE HEALTH INSURANCE SYSTEM

11am Saturday: ugh this is truly gut wrenching

bald ann dowd: this is so sad show me the hot old guy again before i freak out

11am Saturday: his desperation and Dr. Mohan’s desperation to help him ugh ugh

11am Saturday: PUT THE OLD MAN ON RIGHT NOW

bald ann dowd: ok thank God

bald ann dowd: why does he flirt with everybody he speaks to

11am Saturday (at the same time): how do they focus on treating the patients when theyre so busy flirting

11am Saturday: BYE

1:17PM

bald ann dowd: slow is smooth smooth is fast #slowissmoothsmoothisfast

11am Saturday: soooooo true

11am Saturday: Al-Hashimi: Robby and Abbot… what’s tea?

bald ann dowd: HAHAHA

bald ann dowd: not bad Abbot……

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1:19PM

11am Saturday: NOT MY TYPE BUD

bald ann dowd: give Joy a weapon

bald ann dowd: what would we do without King and Langdon…….

11am Saturday: literally nothing

1:20PM

11am Saturday: ok Abbot in quarter zip

bald ann dowd: GQ man of the year #ToMe

1:21PM

11am Saturday: id love to grab a beer with Abbot and Al-Hashimi too

bald ann dowd: i would grab a beer…. if they wanted to grab one … no worries if not tho

bald ann dowd: she wants that cookie so effing bad…

bald ann dowd: realest thing about her…

11am Saturday: i get her…

1:22PM

11am Saturday: Victoria is me if i didnt go into email job business (so many drs in the family)

bald ann dowd: LMAO

bald ann dowd: her dad is kinda chill as hell

11am Saturday: i like him

1:25PM

11am Saturday: ugh this scene’s so brutal too… Jada finding out about their mental health history

bald ann dowd: oh man so much heavy stuff happening in this episode

11am Saturday: “i wish this day never happened”

11am Saturday: i love that emma’s there too she has such a calming presence

bald ann dowd: Emma is such an angel

1:26PM

11am Saturday: “it was Dr. Langdons idea” wheeeeeee

bald ann dowd: WHEEEEE

11am Saturday: Langdon appreciators club president Mel King

bald ann dowd: jack antonoff will be pleased

11am Saturday: LMFAO

for some reason

11am Saturday: i wish i could go in that damn deposition with Mel

1:27PM

bald ann dowd: this randomly making me sob

11am Saturday: “i would happily live with your ghost” :(

1:28PM

11am Saturday: oh fuck the elevator

bald ann dowd: involuntary meeting of the diva convention

11am Saturday: this is giving meredith and derek being miserable in the elevator bc they couldnt be together

bald ann dowd: LMAO

1:29PM

11am Saturday: “i don’t know if i want you in my ER” oh…

11am Saturday: FORGIVE HIM ALREADY

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1:30PM

bald ann dowd: yeah i’ll say it… that looks like it hurts…

11am Saturday: Langdon’s so off his game this is horrible

1:31PM

11am Saturday: i have whiplash omg

bald ann dowd: the way she’s trembling ugh

11am Saturday: poor angel

1:33PM

11am Saturday: if yall dont taskrabbit an ASL interpreter to that hospital rn….

bald ann dowd: Al-Hashimi is so kind

11am Saturday: id lowkey trust her w my life

bald ann dowd: but not my chart

1:34PM

bald ann dowd: where’s abbot

11am Saturday: THAT PROPELLER INJURY…. NO

bald ann dowd: OOOOOOF

11am Saturday: Langdon sweaty as hell

11am Saturday: robby throwing him off his game then being annoyed that hes slow…….

1:37PM

11am Saturday: OOP

bald ann dowd: YESSSSSS FUCK YESSSS

bald ann dowd: i love when hot people interact

11am Saturday: my screen is literally on fire

bald ann dowd: tiddies out

11am Saturday: in front of the most beautiful person on earth

11am Saturday: i love how she dgaf

bald ann dowd: jack abbot therapy queen

bald ann dowd: “i’ll pay for it” i just made a noise…

11am Saturday: whyd he say it like that……….

bald ann dowd: ripped directly from ao3 lmfaoooooo

bald ann dowd: and make no mistake i’m eating it up

11am Saturday: they make sense!

bald ann dowd: fan service is awesome when you’re the fan being serviced

bald ann dowd: they need to put me in a cooling room after that scene

11am Saturday: my face is truly red like im not kidding

1:39PM

bald ann dowd: Santos is the realest

bald ann dowd: #LetHerChart

11am Saturday: LET HER CHART!!!!!

bald ann dowd: baby crying because Nurse Jesse won’t stop mogging

bald ann dowd: “precisely why i didn’t go into pedes” says the doctor who will clearly go into pedes

11am Saturday: omg i cried when i first watched her singing…..

bald ann dowd: we forget that she was in Hamilton

11am Saturday: LIKEEEE THAT VOICE

11am Saturday: ugh shes so soft they dont get her

bald ann dowd: my sister asf
and my other sister Langdon… my sisters are estranged

11am Saturday: trust they will reunite

1:43PM

bald ann dowd: Princess lmfao

11am Saturday: peeping Mohan and Abbot in the back….

bald ann dowd: they are so beautiful it freaks me out

1:44PM

11am Saturday: whys Robby so nosy this season

bald ann dowd: why’s he so concerned about Whitaker …

11am Saturday: ao3…….

bald ann dowd: Whitaker lowkey pulling a timothee chalamet

11am Saturday: LMFAO

11am Saturday: the father who stepped up

1:46PM

bald ann dowd: i miss McKay’s blunt bangs

bald ann dowd: they brought me comfort in times of trouble

11am Saturday: nothings been right since she got them trimmed

1:47PM

bald ann dowd: old guys always waiting for Dr. Mohan

bald ann dowd: she’s going into geriatrics in her professional AND personal life…

1:48PM

11am Saturday: i hope Ilana gets nominated for best guest star

bald ann dowd: need to watch everything she’s ever been in

11am Saturday: “lets go find the good snacks” :(

bald ann dowd: Emma is the biggest sweetie

bald ann dowd: oh Dana don’t make me sob

1:49PM

11am Saturday: Santos in white and purple Salomons #santosinwhitenadpurplesalamons

bald ann dowd: #LetHerSleep!!!

1:50PM

11am Saturday: the hospital ceo’s outfit

11am Saturday: he heard Abbot’s in today and rushed to the hospital

bald ann dowd: hi Dr. Abbot :)

11am Saturday: whys his ass always involved when theres chaos

bald ann dowd: he lived through the dark ages he will thrive in this situation <3

1:51PM

11am Saturday: PRINCESS’ “oh my God” lmaooooo

11am Saturday: my mom said back in the day they’d send xrays and CT scans to doctors’ houses in a cab

bald ann dowd: that’s CRAZY

bald ann dowd: ubering my spine to a random guy

11am Saturday: Abbot can pay for it

bald ann dowd: literally blushing at the thought

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